I'm one call away even if it's inconvenient for me, so I'm looking for a man who'll do the same for me. I appreciate someone who's there when the shelf is too high for me to reach or when I'm trapped under a bookcase.

At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

I have gotten into the habit of wanking off just so I could get some sleep at night. This the result of marrying a man who does not know how to pleasure a woman. Now I realised that maybe younger men would be more knowledgeable at handling a lass in ...

Men are so self-conscious when it comes to making sounds during sex, especially those who are in their 20's. I would love to hear their moans and groans when we're fucking. It makes me randier and try to shag them harder.

Group sex over vanilla sex. Gone are the days when I was a princess who needed to be pampered by young men. I'm now a queen with a golden crown. I now have the power to make decisions for myself. Right at this moment, I'd like to try group sex.