I have a daring personality that has the power to awaken even penises that are already old and are in slumber. It's them that inspire me to sharpen up my skills. With that, allow me to say that I'm ready for battle. Are you?

I can make you forget all about the past partners you've ever had. When it comes to shagging, I could give you everything you want and more. If you want me to prove what I mean then leave me a message, I promise you're not going to be disappointed.

I took the Pottermore test and landed myself in Hufflepuff. Which suits me since I am fond of the colour yellow, it's warm and bright. I'm also very friendly so don't be shy about leaving a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Just relax while chatting with me. You don't need to pressure yourself in planning things just to impress. We should just go with the flow of our conversation. Our chats will never be boring as long as we have matching brainwaves. Let us enjoy our ta...

Hungry almost every minute. Nah. I'm not referring to the typical hunger that all people feel. The craving I'm talking about is quite different, but you surely would have guessed it by now if we have a strong appetite for the same thing.

Grabbing a pint at the first pub I walk through as soon as I clock out on Fridays is one of the most fulfilling events of my week, been doing it for years. What would make it better is a gent who'd let me tie him to a chair and play with him like the...