Popping a bottle of cheap champagne for no apparent reason is one of the simple things that bring me joy. A good shag on the sofa, on the kitchen counter, on the bed, in the shower, or anywhere really, brings me delight and satisfaction.

I am far from being senile, I have energy that could compete with most young lads now. I may not be as good at pulling gents as I did before, but I guarantee a good time and pleasurable experience to those who do fall for my charms.

I am looking for a lad who is always hungry because I love to cook. I live in the kitchen these days trying out new recipes. I badly need someone who can taste the food I prepare and give me honest criticisms. Do that, and I might let you have a tast...

I bought a lounge chair and I've been pondering on what the best shagging positions could be done on it. I have to say that the winner was getting shagged from behind and being pulled back as far as my spine would let little old me.

Make me cum multiple times, and let this old pussy of mine feel young again as you pound your cock deep inside of me. I want to experience what it's like to be fucked hard one last time before I breathe my last breath.

My favourite position has always been the reverse cowgirl. I like getting spanks and arse being fondled with while I ride their throbbing cocks. I've been loving this position for so long that my knees are not going to be an issue despite my age.