Two skills I want to learn: Calligraphy and candle making Two things I wish I didn't know: Drinking and smoking Two things that piss me off: Unsatisfying Sex and unreal orgasm Now, tell me it's your turn.

A wild lass who fancies showstoppers - blokes who have the superficial things that really matter in bed. A wild lass who wears her ravishing outfit paired with her sexy thong because she never knows where the day may take her.

Keeping myself entertained during my days off (yes, I still work in an office at my age) has always been easy. Luckily I found pornography! Partner that with my trusty dildo and I'm all set for the weekend.

Life is already shitty as is. There's no need to stress over it and add fuel to the fire. We deserve a break once in a while. For me, the best way to unwind and forget all my worries is through hardcore anal sex. Too bad I can't get that always. Well...

Men with green eyes can make me high. Being with them brings out my submissive personality. If they ask for a blowjob, I'd give them a mind-blowing one. If they like me to ride them, I'd simply obey. No questions asked.

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.