Lay me in the bed and tease the hell out of me. I want someone who has various unique ways of providing pleasure to a woman's precious body. I don't want someone who will only stick to the common and simple ways of giving pleasure.

I please myself by spanking my ravishing bum so loud that people from the other room can hear it. Still not satisfied, I let my vibrator jackhammer me hard enough that I can't walk properly the next day.

I am fond of blokes with tight arses, something to grab on and spank until it blushes. It turns me on when I can sink my fingers and be given permission to use my teeth too. I'm cheeky and old, I could get away with it.

I don't like people to notice me just because I use some sweet words and sound like an ass kisser! I don't try to please people, and I hate that. I'm here to look for a man who thinks like me. Could it be you? But, you also have to be nice if you wan...

Not someone who would text her boyfriend when he's not home after 6pm. Not also someone who gets mad when he's with his friends drinking beer. I'm not insecure, and I know that a man needs his freedom too.

Having a soak in a warm bath with a glass of red wine in hand at the end of a tiring day is just bloody blissful. I do have other ways to release the tension and stress that accumulated throughout the day, but they're of the "dirty" kind.