When I'm not in pubs drinking... When I'm not in a restaurant eating... When I'm not in a coffee shop enjoying the taste of a freshly brewed coffee... There's one place where you can find me. In my Bedroom.

I've no idea why I'm here. I never thought that I would be here someday. I'm not even sure if creating an account is worth it. On the flip side, it might be worth a try. I won't lose anything after all.

Let’s get awkward things out of the way first. I am not here because I want to meet someone who will spend the rest of his life with me. I only want one thing, and that’s a lad who I can snuggle with every time the weather is parky.

I have one secret I should tell you. I don't sleep in my bed (serious). Where do I rest my body at night? You should guess, but I'll tell you. I find it more comforting sleeping on the sofa or on the bean bag.

Not getting the chance to wank or shag makes me feel barmy! I would like to at least have one orgasm on a daily basis, thank you very much. I am content doing it on my own, but where's the fun in that? Why not be a dear, and help a good woman out?

The most ideal man for me is someone who can handle crazy amounts of teasing and flirting. I don't mean simple, cutesy teasing. My teasing may or may not involve some rough play and a bit of heavy petting and biting. Can you handle that?