Flowers and sweets are nice, but I would rather receive the best fucking shagging experience there is with a fit young bloke. I don't want to waste my time imagining the things I might miss out just because of my age.

People say that money can't buy happiness, but a shitload of money can get me a large pizza and a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti. If that doesn't make me happy, I don't know what will. Do you agree with me? You are free to challenge my opinion...

There's something about bad guys that makes me attracted to them. I am not talking about criminals or anything. I have a thing for a rugged-looking man who looks like he can rough me up real good on the bed.

A dishy lad coming my way is already a blessing but getting the chance to shag and use his schlong like my favourite sex toy? Now that just sounds like heaven on earth! I haven't had a proper hard fuck in years and I'm not going to waste time sitting...

I am the kind of cougar who lunges at her prey at full speed. It doesn't matter to me if you have your guards up every time. I will find a chink on your armour and will strike you with no hesitation or whatsoever. Consider yourself warned.

I'm a great moaner. I let the whole world know that I'm enjoying a thick screw drilling my fanny. I'm never embarrassed to tell my neighbors how great my partner is. Sadly, I don't have anyone beside me at the moment.