When I space out, it's rather due to the filthy thoughts and day dreams that run through my head. I am always up for roleplaying, especially for a bloke who keeps in character until the very end. I am also fond of reading fanfiction and get a few ide...

I'm a modest lass, but that doesn't mean that we can't have fun. We can say dirty and silly things to each other to have fun memories before we sleep. There's only one thing you can never do - it's farting in front of me. Do that, and you won't have ...

I have no magic wand I can wave for a man to fall for me in a matter of seconds. I have no love potion either. I'm no fake; I'm real. What you see right now is what I am. If you look closely, you'll feel that I'm this sexy lass who will do everything...

Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.

My husband is an utter bore and I cannot fathom when our sex life died like his sense of humour. Lucky for me that I was given the blessing to shag whomever I want and it seems that I'm craving for dick that is of the younger variety.

All of my stuffs are pink. Ooops! Don't scoff at me. ;-) I know you have your favourite colour too. Tell me about it. I'm a great listener, and it interests me to learn weird/funny/new facts from a stranger.