I love putting makeup on my face. I don't care if I pop into a shop or a grocery for 20 minutes. I have to have my makeup, simple yet classy, just like Catherine's, the duchess of Cambridge. I never want to look like a slapper.

I drool if I see a fine man's bollocks. The next thing that I do, I lick those bollocks like a hungry hot beast. It's lovely to hear a guy groan out of pleasure. Hearing a guy moan makes me soaking wet.

As I was writing this, I felt pitiful for myself. I mean, I never thought of doing this, but my life right now doesn't allow me to go out and mingle with hot singles. I think this is the easiest and most convenient way to have some dick, especially w...

I'm the conventional type of lass, but I'm not what you think I am. I have sex with anyone I meet in pubs. The reason I said I'm a bit of a traditional type is that I dislike being choked or being slapped in the middle of getting off. I prefer gentle...

Three Naughty Things I've done in public: Kissing a handsome lad (obviously a stranger) while on the beach. Shagging in the pool when it's a bit dark while my friends were around. Stripping in front of randy strangers.

Travelling is lovely. I fancy places with boho feels. It has this comfortable effect, and it makes me forget what the time is and that I'm still on Earth, not in a different dimension. I'm lucky I get to see those places.