You don't need to bother giving me the hug with a pat on the back nor the "London Bridge" hug. You can freely give me the one-handed hug and the naughty hug and I'll be the happiest lass. Bonus point if there's French Kiss.

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

Good provider. Nice Chap. Six-pack abs. Deal-breaker. These are things that blokes think we, lasses, are looking for, but to me they are all superficial. A panty peeler suits me just fine. What happens in my bed is more important than how someone loo...

It's not easy to pull gents at my age, but when I do, I show them how good it feels to be with a woman twice their age. I like to think that I ruin them for the younger lasses because most of them tend to come back to me for another taste.

When things don't go as you planned in your life, always remember that there would always be a slut like me who is waiting for you. With my age, I can't really do anything but wait. No matter how hard I try to get a lad's attention I always end up lo...

Looking for a decent man who doesn't have high standards and can take me as I am. Because I'm only a lass who only has one dream, and that is to be pounded hard by a strong, charming man. Don't miss out on the fun we can both share together if you're...