At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

Not here for anything serious. I'm enjoying my single life right now, and I have no plans of adding lemon to it. Not yet ready for petty fights that can add sour flavour to my perfect life. If you're a bloke who wants to have fun and who doesn't mind...

My crush is Tom Brady. He's real, and he seems to be wild in bed. I can see that through my eyes. But I know I can't have sex with the real Brady, so I'm looking for someone like him in any way who can make something moist.

I'm here to look for a lad who has the means to give me a good time. And by good time, I mean something that can make me chuffed inside the bedroom. If you think you can do that, shoot me a DM right now.

A busty lass who doesn't mind having her thrupney bits caressed, massaged, and sucked. I want a bloke who has firm hands and a magical tongue that can keep my bust satisfied as fuck. If you feel that you're the bloke I want, let me know.

I am a big fan of pirate shows. I fall in love with pirates primarily because of Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow. It might be weird, but Captain Jack became my standard when it comes to guys I want to fuck. If you think you are like the crazy captain, eve...