People who know me well describe me as someone who is "crazy". it's for the simple reason that I act like one. I belt out some tunes when I'm in the mood no matter where I am. You can see me belting out while vaccuming our floor or while preparing a ...

Ever since I was a child, I had the habit of biting my lips. Whenever I get nervous or someone catches my eye, I can't help but bite my lips. The thoughts that pop up, especially when I see a bloke I want to spend the night with, makes me cross my le...

Handling randy men at my age is not a problem. I often pride myself of having the capacity to make any bloke writhe in pleasure as long as their with me. I do like to see them let go and not be self-conscious about moaning out loud.

Hot baths always ease the tension in my body, especially the aching joints that come with aging. Though it doesn't relieve me from the aching I feel in my cunt. I think only a lad's dipstick is the only solution to that predicament.

I prefer beer over wine. Even a sophisticated-looking lady like me loves a good pint along with her fish and chips. Never could go wrong with a classic. Also, wouldn't go wrong with shagging a lady who has plenty of sexual experience.

I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...