I've no idea why I'm here. I never thought that I would be here someday. I'm not even sure if creating an account is worth it. On the flip side, it might be worth a try. I won't lose anything after all.

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

What turns me on? The natural smell of a man. It doesn't need to be masked by cologne or deodorant, I just want that clean undisguised scent of a man who can placate me. Especially after fucking, that's when they smell the best. Just the sweet naked ...

I haven’t been able to get what I need and I am looking for a bloke who is in the same situation. I promise to take care of all your needs if you do the same thing. I love to spend time alone but if he needs me, I will drop everything and be there ...

Not that person who steals her partner's food when she couldn't decide what to order. Well, sometimes I do, but I don't proceed to eat all of the food he ordered. When I do reach for his food, it's to have a taste of it and decide if I want it too.