Almost all of my closest friends are either engaged or married already. And then there's me who is still afraid of falling in love and being committed to one lad. With that, I don't plan on falling in love soon. Instead, I plan on finding someone who...

The process of making a full English breakfast is therapeutic for me. It brings me joy like no other, I take my time and savour the flavours rather than eat like a rabid dog. I have always kept my poise unless it's behind closed bedroom doors.

The most scandalous thing that I got myself into was shagging my son's mate in the kitchen when he stayed over for the night. It's been years ago but that was when I started to prefer younger blokes to satiate my sexual needs.

Nowadays, finding someone to fuck is easy peasy. Some lads are even willing to offer themselves to me. But do you know what the hard part is? That would be finding a lad who is really good at fucking. I mean, the majority of lads know how to fuck but...

I am looking for a man who still smells nice after a long day. Someone who will not stink even after not taking a bath the whole day. Is there a lad like that here? I hope I am not asking for too much. All I want is someone who smells good.

There are different things that I turn me on, but I find groomed men with a nice scent especially appealing. I mean, who doesn't like to be roughed by a man who has great looks and smells lovely. I hope I can find someone like that lurking around her...