Here is the only thing you need to know if you want to have a chat with me. Regular topics bore the hell out of me. I will not hesitate to ignore your messages if the only things you know to talk about are the weather, politics, and religion. We are ...

I can be the best thing that could happen to you right now. A single message is all it takes to make your night a bit better. Tell me, what's holding you back from sending me a message? Is it because I am old and wrinkly?

I love taking care of my sexy hot body and eating healthy, I consider myself a sportswoman who is very happy and fun to be with whenever I feel on fire. I love having private and powerful conversations where we can share our pleasant experiences.

The process of making a full English breakfast is therapeutic for me. It brings me joy like no other, I take my time and savour the flavours rather than eat like a rabid dog. I have always kept my poise unless it's behind closed bedroom doors.

A hopeless romantic but I also let my inner slag take over from time to time. Nothing like a shag to set the day right, don't you agree? When going out with the gals, it would be my goal to drag a bloke into a dodgy alley and snog him senseless befor...

I'm not the materialistic kind of lass, but geezers easily catch my attention no matter how far they are. It's great to see men in suits and boots. They're very dapper, and it looks like they have a bath or a shower every day, making them smell good.