I am completely mental when it comes to the things I do for my pleasure. I am the type of woman who only cares about my own happiness. I will not let a man ruin it for me, especially in the bedroom. I will not let my man cum unless he makes me cum ov...

I may have outstanding accomplishments, but I don't have high expectations. I'm a down-to-earth lady who's happy talking with anybody. Whatever and whoever you are, you should know that I'm not condescending.

Two skills I want to learn: Calligraphy and candle making Two things I wish I didn't know: Drinking and smoking Two things that piss me off: Unsatisfying Sex and unreal orgasm Now, tell me it's your turn.

When your life gets boring, When you don't feel excited as you wake up in the morning, When you need to jerk off, You can call on me. I know some ways on how to bring excitement to our life. I'll be waiting for your messages.

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

Shagging in the conventional way is not exciting anymore, I want to try something new. It's been years since I felt like I was looking forward to getting fucked or feel satisfaction from it. Maybe it's the age but all I know is I give some of the bes...