I am not a clingy and demanding lady who wants all of your time and attention to be devoted to me. I am also not the kind of lady who prefers being romantic. On the contrary, I am the kind of lady who prefers to be flirty, naughty, and uncommitted.

Recently gotten into writing smutty fanfiction. Not the best past time according to a few mates but it's bloody fun so I'll keep at it. So far the shagging is kept to the fictional realm but I hope someone plans to rectify that soon.

So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

"Live in the moment and learn from the experience", those are the words I abide by. Finding a bloke who enjoys life as much as I do is the main goal. Flirting and exchanging naughty thoughts are welcomed too.

I like how some pasta can be curly while others are straight. It's like sex. You either go in circles or go straight to your destination. If you ask me, I'd say I like both. Same shapes and pounding can be boring.

Baking pies is a hobby that I take on seriously. I love trying out or experimenting with new flavours and creating new designs for the crust. One of my favourites would be making cream pie, I always make sure that the cream is overflowing.