Woke up and realized that I'm still single and haven't done it for yonks, let's say been years. I'm not barking or a high maintenance quine. Just a bint who fancies a food-loving and ace man when it comes to shagging. It is also dishy to find a man ...

I am able to survive until now thanks to my irresistible charm and enticing charisma. I can get away from nearly everything by just flaunting my beauty. That's all in the past now because growing old has taken away most of my grace. Still, I hope the...

When I was younger, I used to fantasise about what it's like to be part of royalty. I think it's every girl's dream to live like a princess even for a single day. Now that I am older, all I want is to live my life in pure pleasure. I don't care anymo...

Most would think that the reason I've signed up is to find a sexmate. While that's true, I'm not going to have a shag with everyone. I'm not as randy as other people. I love myself, and I have the right to choose the person to whom I should give my e...

Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.

"A knight in shining armour doesn't exist, do they? If they did, a lass like me wouldn't be here scrolling lots of men's profiles. I don't believe in happy endings either. They're just for movies or fairytales. You may think I'm mad or you may th...